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pheliskougraI was buying TP the other day (I am not The Great Cornholio, but I needed it for my bunghole), and the scented TP had some interesting choices.
Namely, "baby" and "green tea" scented TP.
I don't know about you, but... while I am wiping, I would find it very disturbing to be assaulted by sensory stimulation making me think of infants or Japanese tea ceremonies. I mean... WTF, Klabin & Sons? "Lavender" was not good enough?
What is next? "First Kiss" scent? That is all kinds of screwed up...
"Oh, nice scent of this TP, it reminds me somet... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHH!"
Namely, "baby" and "green tea" scented TP.
I don't know about you, but... while I am wiping, I would find it very disturbing to be assaulted by sensory stimulation making me think of infants or Japanese tea ceremonies. I mean... WTF, Klabin & Sons? "Lavender" was not good enough?
What is next? "First Kiss" scent? That is all kinds of screwed up...
"Oh, nice scent of this TP, it reminds me somet... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHH!"
