Of TP

Mar. 4th, 2009 12:08 pm
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I was buying TP the other day (I am not The Great Cornholio, but I needed it for my bunghole), and the scented TP had some interesting choices.

Namely, "baby" and "green tea" scented TP.

I don't know about you, but... while I am wiping, I would find it very disturbing to be assaulted by sensory stimulation making me think of infants or Japanese tea ceremonies. I mean... WTF, Klabin & Sons? "Lavender" was not good enough?

What is next? "First Kiss" scent? That is all kinds of screwed up...

"Oh, nice scent of this TP, it reminds me somet... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHH!"
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Friday, May 30th:

Get out of work at 7:15. "oh, I need to get gas." Drive towards the usual gas station.

On the way there, I realize my front left tire is quickly deflating. Okay, no problem, all gas stations here are full service, and that one is a service station AND I am a regular.

Notice how I fail to heed the signs...

Arriving there, the moment the attendants notice I have a flat they 'nonchalantly' stroll away to the far end of the station, leaving me to struggle with the tire alone. Oh, nice.

Change tire, check pressure, get back in car and head away. Will get gas another day at another place.

Have to drop by the supermarket. Arrive there 15 mins before closing, and they already moved the shopping carts into storage. I still fail to heed the signs and head in, grab what I need in 5 mins. Its a lot of stuff, it is raining and I have to carry it all to the car on my own. Again, people who are supposed to help scurry away and pretend to not see me.

Hint to them: its more believable if you do not glance my way every 10 seconds.

I juggle shopping bags and car keys, manage to not drop anything in the rain water puddles, and drive home.

Arriving home, check mailbox. Find letter from collection agency saying I owe a parcel service something equivalent to 80 dollars. Check my files, hmm... signed receipt tells me I paid in advance for the parcel service, in cash. Oh, 'joy', monday I have to call around and will end having to fax the receipt around because DHL is a bunch of lard-eating moronic fakeries of humans who can not keep their records straight.

I might have been a bit upset by then.

Shower, start cooking dinner, and turn on computer... nope, full HD crash, lots of files lost, have to buy new HD, another USD 100 expense.

Got the clue, went to bed, slept late. Had computer fixed.

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